Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

I can't wait until school is out again.......WHAT ABOUT YOU

2006-11-04 08:18:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Italy? I have ALWAYS wanted to go there. Did you like it? If so what was your favourite place/restaurant/piazza etc?

2006-11-04 08:17:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like monica and chandler from friends the best. what do you think?

2006-11-04 08:16:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I miss that show... "good idea, bad idea."

2006-11-04 08:16:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.splachovac.cz/obrazky/ostatni/santa_dead.jpg

2006-11-04 08:16:32 · 11 answers · asked by Jayslug 1 in Polls & Surveys

what is haku's last name

2006-11-04 08:16:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-04 08:15:54 · 18 answers · asked by LilRed 2 in Polls & Surveys

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea.She went down2the docks&was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome sailor saw her on the edge of the pier crying.Taking pity on her he said"Look, you've got a lot to live for.I'm off to the States in the morning&if you like I can stow you away on my ship.I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day" Moving closer he slipped his arm around her shoulder&added"I'll keep you happy&you'll keep me happy."The girl nodded yes.After all,what did she have to lose?That night,the sailor hid her in a lifeboat.Every night he brought her3sandwiches&a piece of fruit&they made passionate love until dawn. 3weeks later during a routine inspection,she was discovered by the captain."What are you doing here?"he asked. "I have an arrangement with 1 of the sailors,"she said."I get food&a trip to the states&in return,he's screwing me."He sure is said the captain."This is the Mersey Ferry!"

2006-11-04 08:15:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who do you think of?

2006-11-04 08:14:36 · 2 answers · asked by tinamaries43 5 in Music

my eyes were happy

2006-11-04 08:14:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

From one side I am hearing that Bono is the most sexy in the group of U2, but just yesterday I heard that Larry seems to be more wanted by women than Bono....I don´t know where is the truth....

2006-11-04 08:14:05 · 5 answers · asked by Simka 1 in Celebrities

A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist had a mutual friend who was getting married and each was determined to play a practical joke on the newlyweds.
The electrician decided to wire up the marriage bed so that when the two bodies touched, they got a shock.
The carpenter planned to saw partly through the bed frame so that it would collapse when the shocked newlyweds jumped apart.
As the wedding approached, the dentist was still scratching his head and trying to come up with something.
After the honeymoon, the new husband confronted his three friends and said, "I didn't mind too much when we got zapped," he told them, "and we both had a good laugh when the bed fell down. But who in heck put Novocaine in the Vaseline?"

2006-11-04 08:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-04 08:13:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You've put years of work into a project, and your best friend steals your idea.

Do you:

A. Sue them, as they obviously can't be a real friend.

B. Offer to become partners.

C. Do nothing, as your friendship will outlast this.

2006-11-04 08:13:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

beside Underworld,Van helsing and click...
The mane charracter or someone important in the movie...it better be a good movie :-D

2006-11-04 08:13:28 · 13 answers · asked by The dude 5 in Movies

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Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 h ours.
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Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor —
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into

2006-11-04 08:12:45 · 2 answers · asked by knowssignlanguage 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Now I have a smile on my face... I love the rain... :-)

2006-11-04 08:12:12 · 36 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

a) What? She's gone?
b) I think I might cry.
c) She'll be back, all the good ones are.

2006-11-04 08:11:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please tell me! or give me a website where i can find it out

2006-11-04 08:10:48 · 4 answers · asked by ☆♥~chickgirl~♥☆ 3 in Music

2006-11-04 08:09:49 · 3 answers · asked by sp1nkxter 4 in Music

I've heard that Jim'll fix it is coming back on our tv screens. Good God how old is the man he has to be about 100. Why do we have to put up with such CRAP on our tv , and have to pay a rising tv license every year ?

2006-11-04 08:09:30 · 7 answers · asked by Jeanette 7 in Television

favorite colors,breed of dog, movie,etc

2006-11-04 08:09:18 · 7 answers · asked by Hannah S 1 in Television

(got nothing against blondes aight) :)

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"

2006-11-04 08:09:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

he is a singer

2006-11-04 08:08:37 · 9 answers · asked by Jesse lover 1 in Celebrities

if the wind waz blowing north east....

2006-11-04 08:08:21 · 12 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Jokes & Riddles

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Oh weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...
hey hey.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing short and proud,

2006-11-04 08:07:55 · 22 answers · asked by Karen C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am watching ITV 2 and Sharon Osbourne just mentioned that something was said in the paper's this week about Robert's family which really upset him. Does anyone know what it was?

2006-11-04 08:07:25 · 6 answers · asked by GROTBAGS 76 2 in Television

2006-11-04 08:07:14 · 15 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2 in Polls & Surveys

Either if it is in Greece or somewhere else!
Xairetismata apo THESSALONIKI

2006-11-04 08:07:13 · 6 answers · asked by girl24gr 3 in Polls & Surveys

i would do a hannah montana concert

2006-11-04 08:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by - anti jonas - O_O 2 in Celebrities