At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Oh weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...
hey hey.
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing short and proud,
2006-11-04 08:07:55 · 22 answers · asked by Karen C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...
hey hey
2006-11-04 08:08:27 · update #1
That was thee FUNNIEST JOKE I have seen in a very long time!And like BatFink.......I too found myself singing along! If you would have had this in my "10 points for funniest joke" question, you would have gotten it.......Hands down! LOL
2006-11-04 08:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good golly Miss Molly, I've got to print this one out. Hilarious.
2006-11-04 08:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO ive read that before but it still makes me burst out with laughter
2006-11-04 08:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on Karen, gives us a break. You and Alicat have laid it into us tonight. Now you've started my nose bleed again.
2006-11-04 08:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny nearly spat out my coffee all over screen lol
2006-11-04 08:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by helen34 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm... Yes, that's "I Will Survive." Was that what you were wanting to know? Gloria Gaynor?
2006-11-04 08:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ground Xero 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have I missed something?? What is the question?
2006-11-04 08:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beats having a life i suppose
2006-11-04 08:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
yep, gotta make do with that cordless multispeed . . .
2006-11-04 08:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was soooo funny!! i found myself singing along to it!!
2006-11-04 08:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by hot momma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋