Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't
Get
Through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are
Talking
about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it
Clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC
Wall
socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me
The
Number
for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the
Wall".
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me
When I am
travelling in Australia?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?"

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in
France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering
Wheel
To
the other side of the car?"

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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar
In
Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the
Spelling
correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish
Bar
But
The 'B' fell off".

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in
Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven
In
Scotland ".

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a
Phone box
told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the
Number on"

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up
Menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
Until
this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I
Wrote
'click'".

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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the
Screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from
There?"

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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just
Realised
that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I
Have my
file back again?".

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There's always one.
This
has got to be one of the funniest things in a
long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired.
This is
a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed
From a
recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say
The
Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing
The Word
Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I
know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help
You?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a
Sudden
the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I
Type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get
Out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't
accept
anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks
like a
TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and
find
where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me
if
it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you
notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it,
not just one ????

Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again
and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged
Securely
Into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something
and lean way over"???

Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right
Angle -
it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only
light
I have is coming in from the window.
" Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay,
we've got
it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer
came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the
store you
bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do
I tell
them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too $*%ing stupid to own a
computer!!!!!"

2006-11-04 08:48:35 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My little step brother asked his teacher "If God made the world...who made God?"

he hangs out w/ me too much. So whats the best question you've heard a kid ask.?

2006-11-04 08:48:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My wife and I were completely confused by this movie. Were you?

2006-11-04 08:47:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Want to write to your favorite celebrity? Well I found in a magazine of all these celebrities and you can write them fanmail. Here are all the people that I have their fanmail:
Misha Barton Adam Brody Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes Aaron Carter Chad Michel Murray
Drake Bell Orlando Bloom Narnia Cast
Hilary Duff Sean Faris Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Rupert Grint Brie Larson Daniel Radcliffe
Raven Symone Ashlee Simpson Jeremy Sumpter
Emma Watson

Please email me at geminichik11@yahoo.com your name and whose fanmail you would like. Thanks I'm not kidding I realy do have them.

2006-11-04 08:46:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A 90 year old man went to the doctors, “I’m getting married to a 23 year old woman, what do you think?” The doctors says, “ I’m not too sure but I think you should get a lodger to help you”.
After several months the old guy went back to the doctors, the doctor said ”How’s the new wife? “Oh she’s pregnant “ he said. “Right” said the doc, “and how is the lodger”.
“She’s pregnant too” said the old guy.

Suck that you two.

2006-11-04 08:45:33 · 7 answers · asked by tucksie 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I need new music but i dont know any new releases...Help Plz..I like rap, r&b, pop, alternative, rock, anything rly, bands like hellogoodbye are good 2. Thanx...&& 10 points 4 da best selection of songs...

2006-11-04 08:44:57 · 21 answers · asked by nanahomie116 4 in Music

what songs are good for when you feel that evrythings going wrong,but you wanna feel better? like a heartache(heart-ACHE,not a heartbreak or a heart attack)
serious answers only,please.

2006-11-04 08:44:10 · 6 answers · asked by vball.gal 3 in Music

octopus walks into a bar,says... i beti can playany musical instrument. bloke gives him a guitar which he plays better than jimmy hendrix.2nd bloke says.. bet you cant play the piano. the octopus plays better than elton john.jock the scott gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused.jock says... HA ha,can ye nae play it? octopus says play it? I,m going to shag it as soon as i get its fecking pyjamas off!!!

2006-11-04 08:44:09 · 16 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-04 08:43:42 · 21 answers · asked by chica™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 08:43:14 · 3 answers · asked by antoinnes 1 in Celebrities

i might e-mail it 2 u.

2006-11-04 08:42:10 · 6 answers · asked by lilhotshigger 3 in Comics & Animation

If you say the best answer, I will chose you as best answer!

2006-11-04 08:41:14 · 19 answers · asked by ACTiNGisLiFE 3 in Music

2006-11-04 08:40:58 · 25 answers · asked by telis_gr1 5 in Polls & Surveys

Add the recipe if you can....whatever sounds the best will get the 10....and if I make it for dinner tonight you will definatly get the 10....lol...Thank you!!!

2006-11-04 08:40:05 · 19 answers · asked by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 in Polls & Surveys

!x! cuz i missed the show !x!

2006-11-04 08:39:52 · 13 answers · asked by !x! Sxc Lil.C !x! 2 in Television

I toalttly spaced and 4 got it was on? What happend? Also did The show RunAway get cancelled?

2006-11-04 08:39:47 · 2 answers · asked by Kacy! 4 in Television

Okay there a girl and I think a guy in the car and their driving. The radio is on and the song this song is playing "don't wanna close my eyes i don't wanna fall asleep cause I'll miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing. they are singing all off key. I know the song is in Armaggedon but what other movie is it in?

2006-11-04 08:38:29 · 7 answers · asked by Sariyah 3 in Movies

2006-11-04 08:37:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 08:37:47 · 18 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

Personally I think she's a calculating cow - but I wouldn't say no to her divorce settlement.
Anyone got any good jokes about her?

2006-11-04 08:36:50 · 40 answers · asked by bengimog 2 in Celebrities

Can ne-one find me the video for the Rascal Flatts video "My Wish" .. I've looked and looked and I cant find it. maybe they didnt make one Im not sure cause I've found places to just listen to the sond but noe ne where 2 watch the video... Please help me.

2006-11-04 08:36:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-04 08:36:38 · 8 answers · asked by Daniel L G 1 in Television

2006-11-04 08:36:16 · 7 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ones like Jamelia's, Lemars, and the guys from Blue doing there solo songs. If i was them i would be unhappy with these songs.

It just annoys me that people with talent release such boring, forgetful songs that no one really likes.

2006-11-04 08:33:45 · 19 answers · asked by withoutashadow24 2 in Music

2006-11-04 08:33:43 · 6 answers · asked by Agla 1 in Movies

For the heck of it, if anyone can guess at least two of these songs ten points. It'll be kind of hard since only one of these songs is pretty famous.
1.)
I'm sitting in the railway station.
Got a ticket for my destination.

2.)
Only time will tell and I will figure out
That we can baby, we can do the one night stand

3.)
I dont think much about you anymore
You're not on every whisper
I dont think much about you
But if you're not lurking behind every curtain
Im wondering

2006-11-04 08:33:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i think my is afi or taking back sunday

2006-11-04 08:32:44 · 48 answers · asked by Ashley010 5 in Polls & Surveys

I can't exactly say how it goes, but the video's really bad. It has these two girls that line up things like CD cases, video tapes, biscuits, cereal boxes,books, audio cassetes etc on the floor....sorry i really can't give a full description, but if u have a clue of what i'm talking about, hola back.

2006-11-04 08:32:01 · 11 answers · asked by Georgina 3 in Music

leave the bestt news and facts and videos on cleopatra here thks a bunchhhh

<3<3<3 Me

2006-11-04 08:31:57 · 4 answers · asked by ilyhayley. 2 in Polls & Surveys

A young girl walked into a hardware store and as her eyes met the old storeman's across the counter, a magic moment occurred. It was love at first sight. Within a week, the happy couple were married and spent their honeymoon on a round-the-world cruise. When they returned home, the old storeman went down to the local for a quick pint and bumped into his cribbage partner. "Welcome home Ernie," he said "did you have a good time?"
"It was wonderful Gerald, everything was so romantic, we made love almost every night, we..."
"Really!" interrupted his friend, "to make love almost every night is fantastic at your age."
"No, no, you didn't let me finish. I was going to say we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday, we almost..."

2006-11-04 08:31:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles