octopus walks into a bar,says... i beti can playany musical instrument. bloke gives him a guitar which he plays better than jimmy hendrix.2nd bloke says.. bet you cant play the piano. the octopus plays better than elton john.jock the scott gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused.jock says... HA ha,can ye nae play it? octopus says play it? I,m going to shag it as soon as i get its fecking pyjamas off!!!
2006-11-04 08:44:09 · 16 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Must have been an English octopus, Scottish octopus would have known better.LOL. Was funny though.
2006-11-04 09:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by blondie53 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. He needs to find out if there's a chastity belt. There could be a loch to get through first.
2006-11-05 00:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-11-04 09:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Great. Put a smile on me face!
2006-11-04 08:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe good 1
2006-11-04 08:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-11-04 08:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by revieskid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's funny!
2006-11-04 08:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by grebo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Brill !
2006-11-04 08:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by flossybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one mate
2006-11-04 08:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by taz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, really good one!
2006-11-04 08:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by She-ra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋