A young girl walked into a hardware store and as her eyes met the old storeman's across the counter, a magic moment occurred. It was love at first sight. Within a week, the happy couple were married and spent their honeymoon on a round-the-world cruise. When they returned home, the old storeman went down to the local for a quick pint and bumped into his cribbage partner. "Welcome home Ernie," he said "did you have a good time?"
"It was wonderful Gerald, everything was so romantic, we made love almost every night, we..."
"Really!" interrupted his friend, "to make love almost every night is fantastic at your age."
"No, no, you didn't let me finish. I was going to say we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday, we almost..."
2006-11-04 08:31:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one fidgety .Reminds me of this one!
When their marriage went through a rocky patch, a young couple went to see a marriage counsellor. The male counsellor listened while the wife outlined her grievances,the principal one being that her husband neglected her.
"We've only been married two years," she said," but he never seems to take any interest in me. He never shows any affection. It seems as if he is bored with me already."
The husband simply shrugged his shoulders,so the counsellor decided to take drastic action.He went over to the wife and kissed her passionately. As the wife slumped back into her seat in shock,the counsellor turned to the husband and said:"Your wife needs that at least twice a week."
The husband replied:" well I can get here Tuesdays and Thursdays."
2006-11-04 21:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good grief, another headache coming on.
2006-11-04 08:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm not too bad. Made me smile.
2006-11-04 08:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by bengimog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-04 08:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2006-11-04 08:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2006-11-04 08:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by klinete73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....almost made love , but fidgety fingers did not allow it..
.....right?......LOL
2006-11-04 19:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm. ......you almost made me laugh! That's almost!
2006-11-04 08:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok!
2006-11-04 08:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-11-04 08:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Lioness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋