2006-11-04 08:13:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hurry up with more answers I can't fight back its onslaught for much longer
2006-11-04 08:20:09 · update #1
Thanks for the advise guys. It really helped. I don't think I'll have this problem again!! LOL
2006-11-04 16:18:54 · update #2
Put a towel over your head. You see, drunken radioactive hippos from the 783rd dimension (not to be confused with their cousins, the drunken mutated pygmie hippos of the 782 & ½th dimension) are so stupid, what with their drunkenness and mutation, that they believe if you can't see them....they can't see you!
2006-11-04 08:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok you'l need a wetsuit, a rubber band, a hiking stick, and a cell phone. Ok first you put on the wetsuit, it makes you invisable to the hippo. Then take the battery out of the cell phone, and impale it woth the hiking stick. shoot the battery/hiking stick at the hippo with the rubberband, and it will send it back to it's dimension.
2006-11-04 16:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor Cornbread 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite him back to your place for drinks and ... what do the radioactive hippos from the 783rd dimension do for fun?
2006-11-04 16:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a trick question. The 783rd dimension only has rhinerociouses, not hippos.
2006-11-04 16:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Stuart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him a cup of strong black coffee,go to the fall out shelter,get into the time machine and kill the hippo's daddy before he is born.
2006-11-04 16:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by super stud 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kiss the hippo
2006-11-04 16:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the acid
2006-11-04 16:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by She-ra 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
call the radioactive hippo police.......
either that or yell AHA! (alcoholic hippos anonymous)
2006-11-04 16:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by backpackwayne 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Run
2006-11-04 16:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by George K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My hope is you'll stand in front of it and greet it.
2006-11-04 16:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by madjer21755 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋