(got nothing against blondes aight) :)
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"
2006-11-04 08:09:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow! you're hot and you have a sense of humor!?! do you have a girlfriend? lol! hope you're having a great day!!
2006-11-05 09:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...you just made my day....now what did that mean? I just had to sell my car for gas money...so I am a bit upset. Whats wrong with waiting for the bus?
2006-11-04 16:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha sounds like me cept i'm not a blond, i'm a pineapple
brown on the outside, blond on the inside
2006-11-04 16:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by Erikawithasmile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! where did u get that joke? is there a website where u can get these things? i also know some pretty funny ones 2!
2006-11-04 16:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by ☆♥~chickgirl~♥☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this one is blonde blonde and I'm a blonde.
2006-11-04 16:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty funny, I didn't see that one coming.
Probably because I'm blonde :)
2006-11-04 16:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by kirbaliscious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know this joke it was at this web site i forgot the name but its heka funny.well dont get mad senorita i dont know the other part of you name but you are blonde but it was you know it was funny
2006-11-04 16:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by MiSS.SONAM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ultimate blond joke dude. not bad
2006-11-04 16:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Ethan!! I'll have to pass that one on.
2006-11-04 16:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh out loud! LOL
2006-11-04 16:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋