A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea.She went down2the docks&was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome sailor saw her on the edge of the pier crying.Taking pity on her he said"Look, you've got a lot to live for.I'm off to the States in the morning&if you like I can stow you away on my ship.I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day" Moving closer he slipped his arm around her shoulder&added"I'll keep you happy&you'll keep me happy."The girl nodded yes.After all,what did she have to lose?That night,the sailor hid her in a lifeboat.Every night he brought her3sandwiches&a piece of fruit&they made passionate love until dawn. 3weeks later during a routine inspection,she was discovered by the captain."What are you doing here?"he asked. "I have an arrangement with 1 of the sailors,"she said."I get food&a trip to the states&in return,he's screwing me."He sure is said the captain."This is the Mersey Ferry!"
2006-11-04 08:15:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a great joke!
Thanks for making me smile!
2006-11-04 08:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mersey Ferry?!
2006-11-04 16:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!! OH, that's a great one! Never heard it before! I give it 10/10
I wonder how long it would have taken the blonde to figure out that they werent headed to the states if she hadn't been discovered?!
2006-11-04 16:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool Joke.
2006-11-04 16:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha, that's a good one!
2006-11-04 16:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by grebo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they have a book about grammar on board?
2006-11-04 16:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2006-11-04 16:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by EVI E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, a good one!
2006-11-04 16:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by Funky* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool!!!!
really liked that 1
2006-11-04 16:19:28 · answer #9 · answered by The Mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it very funy.
2006-11-04 16:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋