Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Teach your kid to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freaking freeway!
Lizard's ol lady, who was a bit rotund, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My ol' man insists I come to these meetings," she lamented to the heifer sitting next to her, "cause he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure.
"Well," the heifer replies, "what's wrong with that? You'll feel better too."
"Ya don't understand," she answered, "he likes to do it while I'm stuck here at these damn meetings."
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2006-10-31
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