Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Teach your kid to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freaking freeway!
Lizard's ol lady, who was a bit rotund, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My ol' man insists I come to these meetings," she lamented to the heifer sitting next to her, "cause he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure.
"Well," the heifer replies, "what's wrong with that? You'll feel better too."
"Ya don't understand," she answered, "he likes to do it while I'm stuck here at these damn meetings."
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2006-10-31 12:52:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 2/11/06 20 Parking Rules for Dingbats
2006-10-31 12:53:18 · update #1
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2006-10-31 13:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by cutie1017 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get really teed off when folks who are supposed to be sophisticated and knowledgeable don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to geography.
Just this week, I was planning a road trip to Hawaii when it occurred to me that on the way I should perhaps stop in South Carolina to see Mount Rushmore and possibly Nebraska to visit Yosemite. I called the Triple A (AAA) to find out the distance between these two points and the guy there told me that Yosemite's in California. Man, was I pissed! I wasted money on long distance to hear that? Haven't these people at the Automobile Association of America taken Geography in school? You would think they would have, a kind of prerequisite for a career at the Triple A.
Another thing that really bites me in the *** is when somebody doesn't know his or her directions. Last year I was driving north headed for South America when I stopped at a gas station to find out where the nearest motel was as I needed to rest before continuing on. The guy in there pointed toward the setting sun and said, "Go west 1.2 miles and you'll run right into The Homestead Motel.." I felt like punching that guy right in the noggin for trying to pull one over on me. Everybody knows that the sun sets in the east.
Ricky J. Fico
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2006-10-31 13:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by rickjfico 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank you that was a good one
2006-10-31 13:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋