Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2006

2006-10-29 06:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And do ye like jokes and a rousing sailor shanty?
then this is the place for you
http://www.maakies.com/anime.html

After it loads click on SHIP OF JOKES starring Uncle Gabby and MEself.
After spoken intro .....move flock of birds to a boat...click and you will get a joke.
After you have clicked all five boats you will be rewarded with rendition of WHISKEY JOHNNY.

2006-10-29 06:28:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Big fish in a little pond or a whale in a teardrop?

2006-10-29 06:27:49 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Other parts of the movies sees here having a birthday party and her mum doesn't believe that she has an imaginary bunny friend (6ft man dressed in bunny costume!) She also feeds carrotts to the rabbit in the garden. Bit of a long shot question but it's a nagging distant memory that I hope someone might be able to help me with!

2006-10-29 06:27:36 · 10 answers · asked by Scholes1981 1 in Movies

cole

2006-10-29 06:26:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I can't seem to get the humour and the film just doesn't do it for me!

2006-10-29 06:25:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

My SERIOUS answer to this one is...

...be prepared, it's really a serious and normal answer

Tadaaa! So if someone tells me they like manga I get this WTF? expression and back off slowly. Then run away as fast as I can
But what about you?

2006-10-29 06:25:10 · 18 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

cartman becomes hitler for halloween



can you suggest a good south park episode

2006-10-29 06:24:50 · 4 answers · asked by 75981358 1 in Television

2006-10-29 06:24:36 · 36 answers · asked by IM CHUCKY 1 in Polls & Surveys

flush it all away of scoop around the poop and retrieve the choppers with droppers on it.

2006-10-29 06:23:35 · 16 answers · asked by IM CHUCKY 1 in Polls & Surveys

Boom- I shook the room,
I swept up the debris...with a spoon
Because I couldn't find a broom.

Ooh- how are you?
You look pretty good in your knickers and your tutu,
I think I want to get with you like we used to do in 2002.

Bang- there goes the telly-stand,
Looking at your belly makes me do a pants down,
Squat- coffee table- hot!
Me underneath in my leather and my briefs.

2006-10-29 06:23:33 · 18 answers · asked by tjyf j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-29 06:22:21 · 3 answers · asked by noemi r 1 in Celebrities

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

2006-10-29 06:21:38 · 17 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-29 06:21:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A - Be bound by a straight-jacket and held in place in a pitch-black, haunted, creepy, mysterious old mansion?

~OR~

B - have to walk alone without a light in a pitch-black, haunted, creepy, mysterious old mansion?

2006-10-29 06:19:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on here there are many jokes about many differnet kinds of people
i have seen jokes about black irish scottish deaf blind english mexican and many more and only when a joke about a muslim appears is there this backlash of racism
wow you people need to realise these are jokes and that most other people outside the muslim religion dont take themselves too seriously
so what is it about muslims that make these jokes more racist than any other creed or colour ????????????

2006-10-29 06:19:51 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm trying to sell my bose speakers and am getting people to come and listen to them. do u know any tracks that will show off the quality and full range of the speakers??? i need some with lots of bass as well!!

2006-10-29 06:19:44 · 19 answers · asked by leon 3 in Other - Entertainment

emo/hardcore/screamo/rock well?

2006-10-29 06:19:29 · 15 answers · asked by Star B 2 in Music

A big, mean guy approaches the Produce Clerk demanding, "I want a half head of lettuce!"

The clerk goes to the manager and says, "Some big idiot wants a half head of lettuce..."

He looks over his shoulder and the customer is right behind him.

"...And THIS gentleman would like the other half."

After taking care of the customer, the manager says, "You're quick on your feet. We need enterprising young people like you who can roll with the punches.

How would you like to manage one of our new locations in Canada?"

To this the young clerk replies, "Only whores and hockey players live in Canada!"

The manager responds, "My wife is Canadian!"

The young clerk replies, "And what position does she play?"

2006-10-29 06:19:14 · 15 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Ryan Sheckler or Channing Tatum?

2006-10-29 06:19:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 06:19:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cause harry needs to fight voldemort without dumbledore protecting him

2006-10-29 06:18:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

For example: Natalie portman's face on Halle Barri's body.

2006-10-29 06:18:32 · 2 answers · asked by martin h 6 in Celebrities

I just was in my desk chair and I got up and fell right out of the chair and basically did a belly flop. Hpoe you had a laugh!!

2006-10-29 06:18:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Even if the show aired on tv from1960 to 1966 originally, it is still on of course, still very popular today. I started watching the Flinstones in the early 80's. Of of my favorite episodes is when Fred and Barney have to spend the night in Fred's Uncle's haunted house, so called, to become rich.

2006-10-29 06:16:56 · 11 answers · asked by raaj22 1 in Television

Supporting Actress? Name the actress and movie. Mine are:

Jane Darnell - The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
Judi Dench - Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Teresa Wright - Mrs. Miniver (1942)
Ruth Gordon - Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Claire Trevor - Key Largo (1948)

2006-10-29 06:16:48 · 1 answers · asked by kepjr100 7 in Movies

Not air bud.

2006-10-29 06:16:23 · 9 answers · asked by Coolkid81 3 in Movies

2006-10-29 06:16:17 · 15 answers · asked by magnilite 1 in Music

i'm talking about smoke now people not beer.

2006-10-29 06:15:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 06:15:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities