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Boom- I shook the room,
I swept up the debris...with a spoon
Because I couldn't find a broom.

Ooh- how are you?
You look pretty good in your knickers and your tutu,
I think I want to get with you like we used to do in 2002.

Bang- there goes the telly-stand,
Looking at your belly makes me do a pants down,
Squat- coffee table- hot!
Me underneath in my leather and my briefs.

2006-10-29 06:23:33 · 18 answers · asked by tjyf j 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

I'm cracking up, that's pretty funny. That last paragraph doesn't rhyme

2006-10-29 06:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by lea 2 · 0 0

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2006-10-29 14:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by feng l 1 · 0 2

I like the part about the leather and briefs!

2006-10-29 14:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0 1

not you best! maybe makeing poem isn't you thing maybe base your poems on real life events ok??

2006-10-29 14:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow... That's brilliant. really, you're a prodigy! I recommend that you quit your job (or if you're in school, drop out, they can't teach you anything that you don't already know) and pursue a career in writing poetry.

2006-10-29 14:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 1 3

well not to be rude it rimes but in stinks srry

2006-10-29 14:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 · 1 0

it definately made me laugh-- but i wouldnt submit it in a contest or anything :)

2006-10-29 14:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 1

wow. I cant believe you posted that.LOL

2006-10-29 14:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by heath 2 · 0 0

ooooookkkkkk

2006-10-29 14:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by jjtje5 2 · 0 0

that is really bad, so sorry

2006-10-29 14:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by wellaem 6 · 1 0

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