A big, mean guy approaches the Produce Clerk demanding, "I want a half head of lettuce!"
The clerk goes to the manager and says, "Some big idiot wants a half head of lettuce..."
He looks over his shoulder and the customer is right behind him.
"...And THIS gentleman would like the other half."
After taking care of the customer, the manager says, "You're quick on your feet. We need enterprising young people like you who can roll with the punches.
How would you like to manage one of our new locations in Canada?"
To this the young clerk replies, "Only whores and hockey players live in Canada!"
The manager responds, "My wife is Canadian!"
The young clerk replies, "And what position does she play?"
2006-10-29 06:19:14 · 15 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now you deserve all Thumbs up for that one
2006-10-29 06:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-29 06:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by heath 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. love quick thinkers. lol
2006-10-30 11:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most definitely a quick thinker. I love this one. I'm going to cut and paste and send this one on. Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-29 06:24:01 · answer #4 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
. canada iz pro
2006-10-29 06:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol helz yea he is good i tell ya what! thx woody
2006-10-31 13:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quick thinker
2006-10-29 06:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by ksukhin 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty funny.
2006-10-29 06:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good
2006-10-29 06:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by aint_ez_lovin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2006-10-29 06:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by blake_footballstar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋