A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2006-10-29 06:21:38 · 17 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh man...u r killing me today! Good one! Keep it up woody...u r medicine for a dull morning
2006-11-03 17:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was tooooooo funny. Again, I'm going to cut and paste and forward this to all of my email pals. Where do you come up with these? Keep up the good work. Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-29 06:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seen this before. Love it every time. Hilarious!
2006-10-29 06:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so darn funny. I feel for the boyfriend, poor guy. ha ha
2006-10-30 11:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Ah, Love's Patience! LOL.
Good one.
2006-10-31 10:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you got me man... i was so careful but you caught me off-guarded.. i didn't expect the joke to end that way.. really funny...lol
2006-10-29 07:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Squall_22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahaha vey funny
2006-10-29 06:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by nadia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol u never let me down buddy
2006-10-31 13:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny but i cant help her withn that
2006-10-29 06:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by heath 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-10-29 06:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋