A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in
Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with
his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen
minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely
asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward
the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and
slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili
into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far
as I got, too..
2006-10-29
12:12:47
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