A ventriloquist and his dummy were telling jokes to an audience. During the blonde joke part of the act, a blonde woman stood up angrily.
"I'm so sick of all these blonde jokes!" she yelled. "My hair color does not reflect my intelligence! I have a masters in biology and I work with forensic scienctists from all over the world! I know ten languages including French, Japanese, and Mandarin Chinese. I have all these accomplishments, but I'm still judged by my hair color!!!!!"
The ventriloquist, quite ashamed, said, "I'm very sorry ma'am, I really didn't mean to offend you..."
"Not you, stupid," the woman said, "I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
2006-10-28
18:27:45
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