A ventriloquist and his dummy were telling jokes to an audience. During the blonde joke part of the act, a blonde woman stood up angrily.
"I'm so sick of all these blonde jokes!" she yelled. "My hair color does not reflect my intelligence! I have a masters in biology and I work with forensic scienctists from all over the world! I know ten languages including French, Japanese, and Mandarin Chinese. I have all these accomplishments, but I'm still judged by my hair color!!!!!"
The ventriloquist, quite ashamed, said, "I'm very sorry ma'am, I really didn't mean to offend you..."
"Not you, stupid," the woman said, "I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
2006-10-28 18:27:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh lol i have heard this joke before, excpet a little different
2006-10-28 18:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2006-10-28 19:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha pretty good.
2006-10-28 18:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by mr hobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋