Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

heaven from hell
blue skies from pain
can you tell a green field
from a cold steel rail
a smile from a veil?

do you think you can tell?
did they get you to trade
your heros for ghosts
hot ashes for trees
hot air for a cool breeze
cold comfort for change
did you exchange
a walk on part in a war
for a lead role in a cage?

2006-10-26 18:40:09 · 17 answers · asked by jorluke 4 in Polls & Surveys

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach

The morning newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

2006-10-26 18:39:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 18:38:05 · 29 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:37:58 · 7 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Music

I have a phobia of sport balls?It keeps me from doing better in alot of sports I'm 14 and every since I was really young I always have a HUGE fear of balls. Like alot of times I just dodge the ball instead of getting it, we are playing volleyball and the ball comes I sometimes try to get it but most of the time I end up farther from the ball then I'm supposed(I know that I'm supposed to be closer but I'm scared of the ball and i dont do it) to be and try to hit it wrong and it never goes over.We have a small gym and we have 80 kids.(its 2 classes combined with 40 in each class)So all the gym is filled and people have to ball behind you our courts are akk back to back.So you could get hit by the ball any time. Even in tennis I'm afraid to go in the front when we play doubles,but I'm more like a front person because I can control the ball very well. And alot of times I dodge the ball then I get yelled at by the coach.
I know the pain is going to just be 1 minute tops but I'm still really

2006-10-26 18:37:56 · 9 answers · asked by blah... 1 in Polls & Surveys

what did you think? i saw it tonight.. and oh bananas.. i laughed so hard...

2006-10-26 18:37:31 · 8 answers · asked by MnKLmT 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

enjoi ^_^

2006-10-26 18:37:03 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 18:36:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The investigation of Martha Stewart continues.

Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient.

First you boil the chicken in water. And then you dump the stock.

2006-10-26 18:36:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This song was popular on MTV during the eighties. I am not sure of the spelling. Can anyone help me find the answer to this one, it is driving me nuts. I cannot remember who it is.

2006-10-26 18:36:08 · 9 answers · asked by Deborah M 1 in Music

2006-10-26 18:35:39 · 24 answers · asked by Crazy Love 1 in Movies

Like a baby, dog or even the goldfish?

2006-10-26 18:35:27 · 15 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:34:58 · 12 answers · asked by angelzfury 2 in Music

And were there lots of stars where you are? It is beautiful out right now...

2006-10-26 18:34:49 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Always 2 in Polls & Surveys

whats the name of the episode where squidworth moves in with sponge bob because he quit the krusty krab. and he is rude to him sponge bob and sponge bob gets tired of him and tells him he needs to go back to work. i love this episode and i want to buy the indivdual episodes insead of the season. help!

2006-10-26 18:33:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-10-26 18:32:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."


Have a Nice Day! ^_^

2006-10-26 18:32:04 · 8 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Jokes & Riddles

well me to! so tell me one!

2006-10-26 18:31:48 · 13 answers · asked by Cutie P 2 in Jokes & Riddles

keep getting support that he,s a good guy from people in the show biz world? for downloading child porn and paying with his visa card to do so. However it WAS for research i belive, GET REAL luvvies!!

2006-10-26 18:31:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

who do you think is a better rapper in lyrics, eminem or 50 cent?

2006-10-26 18:30:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:30:33 · 26 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Be honest please!
If you are a guy, would you rather have good looking and stupid girl or ugly and smart?
And if you are a girl what would you rather be?
And if 2 girls applying for the same job and they have the same education and knowledge, which one would get the job, the good looking one or the uglier one?

Thanks for answering!

2006-10-26 18:29:23 · 15 answers · asked by a girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:27:25 · 10 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Celebrities

Power increase is not an acceptable answer since it is obvious.

2006-10-26 18:26:25 · 8 answers · asked by soul_shattering 1 in Comics & Animation

i know they both choke on nuts but which sucks the most

2006-10-26 18:26:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:25:54 · 12 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:25:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 18:25:51 · 6 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

You guessed it...... Blackey! Woohoo!

2006-10-26 18:25:26 · 10 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:25:12 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Always 2 in Polls & Surveys