A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
enjoi ^_^
2006-10-26 18:37:03 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe this one falls in line with my kinds jokes ;-)
2006-10-30 02:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful.
2006-10-27 01:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ver funny
2006-10-27 01:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh i think that is just weird ina way of doing in public while it should be in private which can calm us down and instead of thinking which will waste our time instead of using that time eating food that we require for our body
2006-10-27 01:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by maxyfart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Slick! LOL. But wrong! It's Funny.
2006-10-30 16:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fricken hilarious..
2006-10-27 01:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, good one. I like when my day starts with laughter::))))LOL
2006-10-27 01:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny
2006-10-27 01:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by September 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardee harrr harrr
2006-10-27 01:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by John Scary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is very funny,like it very much,lol
2006-10-27 02:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋