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The director of our department, who is male and hetero, was wearing mascara and glittery eyeshadow when he fired me.

Sad thing is.....a couple of months later, he did. He just wasn't wearing makeup. *L*

2006-10-26 18:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by dreamweaver.629ok 3 · 0 0

I once dreamed that I was the guide on a safari driving this land-rover through the jungle. I came to a clearing and there were all these picnic tables set up and all different customers I knew from work having picnics. All of a sudden a bunch of ostriches come charging out of the trees and chasing everyone around. They all came running to the land-rover trying to get in while the ostriches were knocking them down and tossing them around. It was really weird - I woke up laughing!

2006-10-27 01:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1 0

i was in africa and i had to fight this girl from my school by hitting her with a fishing rod. unfortunately, my fishing rod broke and the girl summoned my pe coach. then, for some reason, the whole damn setting changed, so i was in a desert and it was being bombed. then this whole thing became like king kong, and i had to climb a tower to rescue a guy. then i woke up. and i thought how stupdi i was,

2006-10-27 01:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Profanity 2 · 2 0

You know I NEVER remember my funny dreams, and why I was laughing in them! That sucks, cause I have woken up from laughing, I just never remember why!

2006-10-27 01:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 5 · 0 0

one of my good friends lost her legs in some sort of accident...and she was using crutches with no legs, and she got blown over by the wind. And then i went to her house to ask her if i could have her pants because they were cute and she didn't need them anymore...i still laugh at that one...

2006-10-27 01:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by beckerton12 3 · 1 0

The one where Robin Williams tried to show me how to seduce a woman and EVERYTHING went wrong

2006-10-27 01:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was the one where I was apparently married to Michael Jackson
Eeeyugh!!!!

2006-10-27 01:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jessiefer 3 · 0 0

im getting married to my love !.. who is actually a film actor !..
well this dream can never come true.. but still i love him !

i found this funny !.. heheh :)

2006-10-27 01:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Licking the bottom of your foot.

2006-10-27 02:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by nalaredneb 7 · 0 0

fighting against bananas in pajamas

2006-10-27 01:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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