Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

2006-10-26 18:24:12 · 14 answers · asked by gunngrave 1 in Movies

It's a riddle. :)

2006-10-26 18:24:05 · 6 answers · asked by Lola 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm not an experienced guitar purchacer lol. so i need help in figuring out what would be good for a beginner. my bf really wants one, but i don't have a job and i've been saving whatever money i have. Are fender guitars REALLY expensive or can i find one somewhere that would be at a reasonable price and nice?

2006-10-26 18:23:28 · 15 answers · asked by antonini 1 in Music

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
Vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this
Wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let
Their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
Hell happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
Morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
Are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
We fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go
To heaven!"
Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
A retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
Is beer Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
The wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
Friends

Over and over again that you love them.
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To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!
Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
Logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the
BuffaloTheory

To his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
As fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
The slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This
Natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
General

Speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
Killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
Can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
Of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
The slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
Consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
Brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
Smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
Whispering when you are NOT....

2006-10-26 18:22:31 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I know that she was played by Melora Walters but I can't remember who she was on the tv show. I don't even remember anyone named Debbie being a character. Was she a next door neighbor? best friend? babysitter? I have no clue! Her filmography says that she starred on the show 4 times. The episodes were "Boo!", Hair", "I'm Hungry", and one other. Please answer if you know this, it's really bugging me!

2006-10-26 18:20:54 · 5 answers · asked by star28mama 2 in Television

Love me or Hate me is kinda catchy but kinda annoying at the same time?

2006-10-26 18:19:36 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

does it feel good ? or just used to it ? i'm serious,i'll look and i'm like ouch..

2006-10-26 18:19:12 · 23 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

is this question going to b deleted (nobody report it!)

2006-10-26 18:19:00 · 18 answers · asked by Cutie P 2 in Polls & Surveys

i am tired

2006-10-26 18:17:03 · 25 answers · asked by Legend 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you hurry? Look around? And quickly put your card and money away?

2006-10-26 18:16:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:16:13 · 15 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Polls & Surveys

you aint black, your mama just breathes on you alot.

2006-10-26 18:15:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I loathe wednesday. Too much work.

2006-10-26 18:15:24 · 13 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

..Do you rent..or own?

2006-10-26 18:14:46 · 41 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Polls & Surveys

i really like anime sooooooooooooooo much! i really wish you like it toooooo. please tell me what is the best site for mermaid melody, inuyasha, cardcaptor sakura, daa!daa!daa! or ufo baby, sailor moon, and any websites that are anime please!

2006-10-26 18:14:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i was looking back at the questions ive answeres and one of them had a thing above my name that said answer under your treshold and i had to press it to see my answer what is that and whats it all about

or is it just some new thing yahoo did that they think its a improvment?

2006-10-26 18:14:10 · 3 answers · asked by *Suzy-Q* 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was diagnosed with a mental illness about 18 month's ago and some of my friends do not want to know me since I got diagnosed.
There is still a stigma against mental illness and it makes me mad.
It is an illness like anything else. People with mental illness do not like having this , it is very frustration for them.

2006-10-26 18:13:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

are you happy? any regrets?

2006-10-26 18:13:27 · 29 answers · asked by justsomedumbgirl 3 in Polls & Surveys

I bought some off Itunes but that became expensive and I don't want limewire.

2006-10-26 18:13:16 · 3 answers · asked by Jason from CALI 2 in Television

2006-10-26 18:12:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-26 18:11:38 · 26 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Smelly and fat and HANGS out your underwear!A>your mum

2006-10-26 18:11:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 18:10:28 · 19 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:09:48 · 27 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Polls & Surveys

for you

2006-10-26 18:09:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-26 18:08:26 · 45 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 18:07:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-26 18:07:42 · 29 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

i havent watched much r-rated horrors since im too young for them, but i would like to know some of the scariest movies that can get me nightmares.

2006-10-26 18:07:37 · 19 answers · asked by blingding 5 in Movies

who is your favorite character from horror, or scary films?

mine is michael myers, freddy kruger, the clown from "IT".the girl from the ring, anything with dead zombies,..devil's reject characters, leatherface,chuckie,jason vooheries,the shining..

i can keep going..but yeah what is urs?

2006-10-26 18:07:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies