The Value Of Drink !!!!?

Question

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
Vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this
Wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let
Their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
Hell happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
Morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
Are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
We fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go
To heaven!"
Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
A retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
Is beer Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
The wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
Friends

Over and over again that you love them.
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To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!
Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
Logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the
BuffaloTheory

To his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
As fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
The slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This
Natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
General

Speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
Killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
Can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
Of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
The slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
Consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
Brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
Smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
Whispering when you are NOT....

Answer 1

Hey, Sangy!

I don't partake of the spirits, but many friends and family do. LOL.

I have seen some sights! LOL. LOL.

Hope you are having a great week!

Answer 2

Drinking and getting drunk brings out the worst in the drinker.

Answer 3

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When We fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go
To heaven!"

I love this one... I'll have to remember it, could come in handy one day.

Answer 4

and when you drunk that is really who the person is.