Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach
The morning newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
2006-10-26 18:39:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was an unexpected ending...hahahahah
2006-10-30 02:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes one wonder if an "ethnic joke" especially that distastful would have not been erased already. Goes to show how one sided people are now days. It's ok to make "jokes" about people of european decent, but "racists" to say anything about non-europeans. Even if the "joke" sterotypes non-europeans in a matter than actually has truth in it.
2006-10-27 10:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by drighten_mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely gross, but really funny although I doubt sperm could ever taste like vanilla.
2006-10-27 01:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a bad joke.!!!!!!!!! I thought they stole lucky charms cereal!!! jjajajajaj
sorry I'm honest.
:>peace
2006-10-27 01:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good humor: I like it
2006-10-27 01:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my G- -! That is so funny. And super suprising.
2006-10-27 01:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm speechless too.
2006-10-27 06:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I really didn't see that one comin!! Ewwwwwww!!! But funny! Thanks for making me smile. (although it doesn't take much really)
2006-10-27 08:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya . . . . It's awesome man . . . i've love it
2006-10-27 01:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by sndn_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am speechless.
2006-10-27 01:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋