Wanna hear a joke?

Question

well me to! so tell me one!

Answer 1

Did u hear that???

Answer 2

This little boy and his dad went on a fishing trip. The little boy kilss a butterfly that was flying about. The dad tells the boy that the butterfly is one of God's creatures and should be treated as so. He tells the little boy that to learn respect for God's creature he cannot have butter for one month
A couple of weeks later the little boy was playing outside while the dad was washing the car. A bee came along and the boy swatted at it. The bee fell to the ground and died. The dad seeing this went to the boy and gave him the same speech as before, concluding that for one monthe he could have no honey.
The next morning during breakfast the, little and the dad were sitting at the table eating. The mom screams "oh MY" and steps on and kills a cockroach. The little boy leaned across the table and whispers to the dad, "should you tell her or should I".

Answer 3

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

Answer 4

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked "No I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, " I'm not going to give you the money. "Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied,

"That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

Answer 5

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She tells you that she found the corner.

Answer 6

I want to hear one, not tell one.

Answer 7

Politics forecast

Osama is suspected to be hiden in White house

Answer 8

two Russian men and one Jewish man had to get death penalty,so they told them they can have three wishes before the death penalty,so they ask first Russian what is your wish,he said i want a women nice steak and to say goodbye to my family,he got what he want,and they give him a death penalty,the same think the other guy,the Jewish guy the ask what is your wish, so the first wish he say i wont to swim in Volga(river) they say it is a winter,so he say i will wait,the Summer comes and what is your second wish he said i want to ice skate on Volga,but is summer,he said i will wait,comes winter he gets his wish,what is your last wish?i want to be buried next to Gorbachev,they say but he still a life,he answers i will wait....

Answer 9

Bill Gates walks into a bar. He buys it. Ha Ha lame.

Answer 10

What is the joke?

Answer 11

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