Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2006

"That veil really brings out your eyes"

"is your dad a terrorist? coz u da bomb!"

"do you believe in the hereafter? oh, you do. then you know what im hereafter!"

2006-10-22 09:47:16 · 11 answers · asked by Happyworms 4 in Jokes & Riddles

there are 5 people on a plane that is about to crash but only 4 parachutes. the people are: a doctor, a scientist, george w bush, pope john paul the second (he was still alive) and a kid. the doctor grabs and airbag and say he has to live because he is about to find the cure for cancer and jumps. the scientist says she is about to find out how to cure world hunger so she has to live and jumps. the president says he is the smartest person in the world so he has to live and jumps. the pope says he is olld and has lived his life so the kid should take the last parchute. the kid says "its ok, theres 2 left" the pope is confused seeing how 3 people already jumped. the kid sees the look on his face and says " the smartest person in the world jumped out with my backpack."

2006-10-22 09:47:13 · 10 answers · asked by monkeychip1001 1 in Jokes & Riddles

a sick man in hospital is having a bed bath,he has an oxygen mask on and is struggling with his breathing,the nurse is quietly washing him down when he suddenly asks.."are my testacles black" the nurse replies"eh,no sir,i can assure you,they're fine" she carries on,he asks again"nurse,are my testacles black" she now feels quite embarrassed and replies sheepishly,"no sir,they're absolutely fine" she carries on washing when he asks again quite sternly"are my testacles black!" she says"oh very well,i'll check" so she lifts his balls and has a good look.and replies"see,they're fine" the sick man takes off his oxygen mask and gasping for air replies.."that..was wonderful nurse but listen..closely...ARE...MY..TEST...RESULTS..BACK"

2006-10-22 09:47:06 · 17 answers · asked by ♥cozicat♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi, i know people post full length movies on youtube.. and i was wandering if anyone had the links to these movies.. if u could include the movies name and link it would greatly appreciate it. By movies i mean like movies on DVD/ Theatre.. etc. Also, reccomend any movie to watch on YOUTUBE

2006-10-22 09:46:55 · 2 answers · asked by aa_man033 1 in Movies

2006-10-22 09:46:37 · 15 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 09:45:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

2006-10-22 09:45:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 09:45:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a Taurus and the guy I'm dating is also one. How do they usually get along, relationship-wise?

2006-10-22 09:45:17 · 3 answers · asked by pope1882 1 in Horoscopes

If I find a hair in my food, thats it, time to throw up...
Strange but true....

2006-10-22 09:45:10 · 17 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

Whats it called and who sings it? I cant get it out of my head.

2006-10-22 09:44:59 · 13 answers · asked by MsFox 1 in Music

2006-10-22 09:44:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I cannot find anything on the internet about it other than it's on Friday night at 21:30 and I know that already? My question actually is, what is the name of the girl with the American accent, whose split up with (I think its) Tim and has now took in Tim's best friend as a lodger. I've only got into the program over the past couple of weeks but I'm just enthralled by the american girl in it. What is her name?

2006-10-22 09:42:47 · 1 answers · asked by statusquo44 3 in Television

do him a favor and pop it

2006-10-22 09:42:42 · 12 answers · asked by heyhi 1 in Polls & Surveys

slayer had a cover for this cd with a picture of jesus with nails in his head and a pentagram on his chest....where can i find a pic of it?????

2006-10-22 09:42:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Cause I don't shutup, I shutdown...and the only time I do that is when I sleep.

Any others?

2006-10-22 09:42:23 · 17 answers · asked by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 in Other - Entertainment

The site will only let you enter once youve clicked on things in a very specific order. Can someone tell me what I must do to enter the site ?? Thanks all.

2006-10-22 09:42:16 · 1 answers · asked by GMoney 1 in Music

you can get like $25 or $50 bucks? I have some very cute photos I want to send in just to see if they are good enough to get published. I think there are some in a mag called womans day? Thanks so much!

2006-10-22 09:42:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

They are both contributors to the "Ignited ***** College Fund" whose motto is a "mind is a terrible thing to baste."

DISCLAIMER:
I heard this from a stand-up comedian, if you don't like it send them your hate mail. I thought it was funny, and for those of you too young to understand this Richard Pryor caught himself on fire free basing, he talks about it in one of his tapes. Michael Jackson caught himself on fire shooting a Pepsi commercial. And just so you know I love both performers, although Michael needs some help and it is very sad about Richard Pryor, so back off!! Just having a spot of fun, means nothing. Peace.

2006-10-22 09:41:38 · 11 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Jokes & Riddles

what are you beeing for holloween or if not what are you doing i need ideas

2006-10-22 09:39:28 · 12 answers · asked by catlover555 2 in Polls & Surveys

er, that's it.

2006-10-22 09:39:28 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

hand and when i get a right handed guitar in my hands i feel most comforable with it(never used a left handed one) though i think it would b v strange but more to the point, should i buy a left handed or right hananded guitar (i'll try both out but i just ant your advice) my sister gave me her old right handed guitar and i fiddled iwth it so now mayb i might b stuck with the right handed way...huh?

2006-10-22 09:39:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Can you feel other people's vibe? Because I can.
Like for example, one time when I went to go buy some stuff and I felt this cashier's vibe that something was wrong and I asked her "is something wrong miss?" and she just lost it right there and she goes "how do you know, something's wrong?"

Another time, I felt my brother in law's vibe and he lived in another country and I told my relative "I can tell (brother in law's name) is HORNY" and they just laughed. Then I found out that he's been cheating on his wife.

I have also felt other people's vibe from chatting with them online, I have felt other people's vibe when I'm commuting on a train, etc....

Have any of you experienced this?

2006-10-22 09:38:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 09:38:12 · 16 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

hand and when i get a right handed guitar in my hands i feel most comforable with it(never used a left handed one) though i think it would b v strange but more to the point, should i buy a left handed or right hananded guitar (i'll try both out but i just ant your advice)

2006-10-22 09:38:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to those pricks!

2006-10-22 09:37:23 · 21 answers · asked by Happyworms 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 09:37:21 · 3 answers · asked by BJ Y 1 in Music

I'm a big fan of time-travel films...
Just wondering what your favourite is??
If I havent seen your choice, I'll track it down....

2006-10-22 09:37:15 · 27 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Movies

How do you like your eggs?

2006-10-22 09:37:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you need for a book,movie or story to be successful?

2006-10-22 09:36:40 · 10 answers · asked by OverLord_Blade 1 in Other - Entertainment