there are 5 people on a plane that is about to crash but only 4 parachutes. the people are: a doctor, a scientist, george w bush, pope john paul the second (he was still alive) and a kid. the doctor grabs and airbag and say he has to live because he is about to find the cure for cancer and jumps. the scientist says she is about to find out how to cure world hunger so she has to live and jumps. the president says he is the smartest person in the world so he has to live and jumps. the pope says he is olld and has lived his life so the kid should take the last parchute. the kid says "its ok, theres 2 left" the pope is confused seeing how 3 people already jumped. the kid sees the look on his face and says " the smartest person in the world jumped out with my backpack."
2006-10-22 09:47:13 · 10 answers · asked by monkeychip1001 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have heard it with a few variations as to who is who but always with the same ending.
After the first hearing there is no surprise to the punchline but I remember laughing the first time.
2006-10-22 09:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is cool and i never heard of it. i'll give it 5 stars maybe even 6 if it exist
2006-10-22 09:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by jm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the joke is that GW is the President and he is the dumbest one we've ever had. So, the joke is on us, yeah?
2006-10-22 10:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha yea, I have heard it before. Its pretty good.
2006-10-22 09:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...it figures.....the dumbiest President ever!! a straight 60 IQ !!
2006-10-22 09:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 09:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-23 12:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by browneyedgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny!!!!!!!!!!
9 out of 10!!!!!
2006-10-22 09:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're right, i;ve heard that....three stars for the rating..and thanks for the points
2006-10-22 09:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats damn good ....ha ha hee hee !!!!
2006-10-22 09:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by janice t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋