A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
2006-10-22 09:45:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very sick joke.
2006-10-22 12:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by fred k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have the chapped lips.
2006-10-22 10:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blistered chapped lips
2006-10-22 09:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 09:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2006-10-22 09:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by Rusty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeew
2006-10-22 09:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh,.. don't get chapped lips...
2006-10-22 09:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by Redneck101 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no funny ewwww
2006-10-22 09:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eeeewwwwwwww
2006-10-22 09:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by rsclflat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww that's gross lol
2006-10-22 09:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋