a sick man in hospital is having a bed bath,he has an oxygen mask on and is struggling with his breathing,the nurse is quietly washing him down when he suddenly asks.."are my testacles black" the nurse replies"eh,no sir,i can assure you,they're fine" she carries on,he asks again"nurse,are my testacles black" she now feels quite embarrassed and replies sheepishly,"no sir,they're absolutely fine" she carries on washing when he asks again quite sternly"are my testacles black!" she says"oh very well,i'll check" so she lifts his balls and has a good look.and replies"see,they're fine" the sick man takes off his oxygen mask and gasping for air replies.."that..was wonderful nurse but listen..closely...ARE...MY..TEST...RESULTS..BACK"
2006-10-22 09:47:06 · 17 answers · asked by ♥cozicat♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
listen closely..."ARE..MY...TEST..RESULTS.........BACK"
2006-10-22 09:48:19 · update #1
"are..my test..results back"
2006-10-22 09:48:58 · update #2
bloomin hell,that was alaugh..they wouldn't let me fill in the punch line!!!
2006-10-22 09:49:42 · update #3
I didn't get it untill you added the additional info, thought I was just stupid, lol.
2006-10-22 09:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like your style
2006-10-23 19:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha still old and posted tons of times but funny so I could let you off at a push
2006-10-23 05:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one like a few days ago.
2006-10-22 16:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aah .. Are my test results back!!! Had me going there couldn't see it but very good!
2006-10-22 16:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tests back?
It got cut off......
2006-10-22 16:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea! the same thing happened to me.
2006-10-22 16:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was a funny joke!!!
I'll have to tell that one to some of my friends.
2006-10-22 16:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an awe ful joke alright.
---- updated
Ok, got it.
2006-10-22 16:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 16:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋