Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2006

my question involves some thought, so bear with me here!! i was wondering...... i won't throw all the cards on the table at once, little by little so your head doesn't explode, here goes. the other day i was trying to ride my bicycle down the airport runway and a security guard politely escorted me to prison. my question is should i have went along accordingly and accepted my sentencing, or should i have said, " i am strapped with more c4 in weight than you can eat in donuts, biyiyiotch!!" would that have gotten his attention?? anyway, i went along and he tried to touch me, if you know what i mean, and i tried to sue him!! so the judge asked my side of the story and i told him about the flying unicorns and how much i hate meat pie, i don't know why he threw away the case?! anyway, i don't see what the harm is in riding down airport runways while attempting to do a bunny hop onto the airplane wing and earning bonus points, do you??

2006-10-20 02:45:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What's The 1 Thing You Hope Is Not True ?

2006-10-20 02:44:27 · 11 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can someone please fill me on Smallville last season, how.....?

Did clark lose his powers?? Does he have them all the back now, I'm lost!

2006-10-20 02:44:08 · 2 answers · asked by Curious 3 in Television

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How To Play The Guitar?

do any of you know of a site that teaches you how to play the guitar. maby somting i could print out and somthing that i just like the book i would buy at the store. (this is not a electric guitar. it is one of those wooden ones)

2006-10-20 02:43:35 · 5 answers · asked by jeremy31593 2 in Music

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what do people think of the new chick Cassie? can she sing? is she talented? or does she have hit songs?

I love both of her singles, but I don't think she is actually talented, she is gorgeous though.

2006-10-20 02:43:13 · 9 answers · asked by Kia 5 in Celebrities

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In R&B,pop,alternitive,and country whats your favorite kind and your favorite singer?

I love country music counry music rocks i love trace adckins and rascal flatts and kenny chesney. Whats your favorite kind of music out of the ones ive listed and your favorite singer in the kind of music you like. tell me id love to know your answers.

2006-10-20 02:43:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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CINDERELLA aint no joke.....?

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let
>her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears,
>and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to
the
>ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
>Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
>"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into
>a pumpkin."
>
>Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and
goes,
>and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows
up,
>looking love struck and very satisfied.
>"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
was
>supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince,
Fairy
>Godmother.
>He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no
>prince with that kind of
>power!
>Tell me his name!"
>Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
>Peter, Peter, the something eater."

2006-10-20 02:43:02 · 9 answers · asked by funoburgmom 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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if you could change......?

your NAME what would it be........
EYE COLOR?
HAIR COLOR?

2006-10-20 02:42:09 · 13 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Hiya.... ideas about making a good cd please?

Hi, i want to make my mate a CD with good dancing songs, and also good r'n'b songs,and pop etc. she's 13 and she really likes music so can I have some good ideas on downloads please thanks x

2006-10-20 02:42:05 · 3 answers · asked by ♥HELLO♥ 2 in Music

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Are you an All or Nothing type of person?

I give everything my all.

It's either i put my whole heart into it or it's not worth it.

2006-10-20 02:41:23 · 22 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Creasy....?

Does anyone know who plays this character and what movie? It's a great movie! Come on....guess.....

2006-10-20 02:40:03 · 3 answers · asked by inlovewow 4 in Movies

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Why has my college IT dept blocked myspace?!!!!?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

2006-10-20 02:39:20 · 6 answers · asked by No_More_Drama 4 in Other - Entertainment

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Last question today: Has this ever happened to ya???

Why is it that everytime my mother talks to me all I hear is: mini mini mini mini mini blah blah blah blah .... luv ya

P.S. I LOVE YOU *S-P*

2006-10-20 02:37:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you laugh or is it more a snigger?

2006-10-20 02:37:27 · 12 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

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It's my girlfriends birthday soon, and I'm thinking about buying a matching?

bag & belt combination, but I'm worried, what happens if it doesn't fit the vacuum cleaner?

2006-10-20 02:37:14 · 22 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the average Depth width of a vagina?

Mine is about 6 inches deep and about 2 inches wide when aroused. A couple of nights ago I went out with a guy and after coming home with him things started heating up and so on then he unzipped his pants and it was massive and i got scared and nothing else happened. Am I normal?

2006-10-20 02:37:00 · 7 answers · asked by michelle c 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Your oldest sibling wins the lottery, what's the first thing they do? And what's your cut?

2006-10-20 02:36:36 · 5 answers · asked by Hacksaw 4 in Polls & Surveys