CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let
>her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears,
>and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to
the
>ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
>Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
>"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into
>a pumpkin."
>
>Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and
goes,
>and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows
up,
>looking love struck and very satisfied.
>"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
was
>supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince,
Fairy
>Godmother.
>He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no
>prince with that kind of
>power!
>Tell me his name!"
>Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
>Peter, Peter, the something eater."
2006-10-20 02:43:02 · 9 answers · asked by funoburgmom 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classic LMAO
2006-10-20 04:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it i give it a 10+++++
2006-10-20 09:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, it's a joke....hahahaha.....liked it......LMAO
peter, peter, pumpkin eater..hahaha
2006-10-20 09:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's hilarious, i had never heard that one before!!!
lmao
2006-10-20 09:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE that one!
2006-10-20 09:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!
2006-10-20 11:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha......very funny..Thanks
2006-10-20 10:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-20 09:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a 10! Thanks!
2006-10-20 09:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋