my question involves some thought, so bear with me here!! i was wondering...... i won't throw all the cards on the table at once, little by little so your head doesn't explode, here goes. the other day i was trying to ride my bicycle down the airport runway and a security guard politely escorted me to prison. my question is should i have went along accordingly and accepted my sentencing, or should i have said, " i am strapped with more c4 in weight than you can eat in donuts, biyiyiotch!!" would that have gotten his attention?? anyway, i went along and he tried to touch me, if you know what i mean, and i tried to sue him!! so the judge asked my side of the story and i told him about the flying unicorns and how much i hate meat pie, i don't know why he threw away the case?! anyway, i don't see what the harm is in riding down airport runways while attempting to do a bunny hop onto the airplane wing and earning bonus points, do you??
2006-10-20 02:45:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not 44 years old, only 24, but yeah , need to be checked, ahahahahaha!!
2006-10-20 02:49:32 · update #1
o.m g.! jon!!! lol...i thought i told you to use your...umm NINja Sword..! chop chop! his hands if he's trying to reach in..(if you know what i mean!).DO IT ptrck swzng's waay!!.hahahaha mwah!
2006-10-20 03:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds perfectly logical and sane to me. Rent-a-Cops give themselves a whole lot more authority than they deserve, or capable of handling. I think what ticked him off was the comment that you were carrying more c4 than he could eat in donuts; you insulted his 'man'-hood, or what passes for it. Them Portables, as rent-a-cops are known hereabouts, can eat a Supertanker-sized boatload of donuts: It's part of the job prerequisites. I'm glad you saw the unicorns; been looking for them since they escaped last month. The judge knew the portable and hates him, so he tossed the case.
Good luck on the next adventure!
2006-10-20 09:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by The Mystic One 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the rule book or buy a new one, you don't get bonus points for doing the BUNNY HOP onto airplane wing. The rule clearly states that for bones points it is a SWAN DIVE!!!!
2006-10-20 09:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by laneydoll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you left out the pink elephants. Not a good story without the elephants.
2006-10-20 09:57:15 · answer #4 · answered by monkay78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, even though you tried to explain it easy, I lost the plot. I'm very sorry
2006-10-20 09:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnboy, you are 44, better to get checked by a psychologist....
2006-10-20 09:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
24 huh whoa and all this time I was worrying for nuttin!
2006-10-20 10:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because there ain't no party like an east coast party, cuz the est coast party don't stop!
2006-10-20 09:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh, just give me my 2 points and think of something better next time
2006-10-20 09:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I completely agree with you
2006-10-20 09:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋