not being used to having money he wanders into a run down jewellery shop on the outskirts of the town, the man behind the counter, seizes the opportunity to make some easy money and begins to describe the latest watch to the man, satellite controlled time, world wide time zones at the press of a button, never loses a second, due to the laser controlled mechanism. The man is so immpressed with all the futuristic features, he hands over a large wad of cash there and then and happily goes home. later that evening, he's sat in front of the telly with his family and the ten o'clock news comes on, pleased with himself the man elaborately brings his watch up in front of him, making sure those sat around, get a glimpse of his fine timepiece, his face drops when he sees that his watch reads 7.55. He leans over to his son and cracks him over the head, 'have you been fcucking around with that tv again?!'
2006-10-20
03:09:37
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