not being used to having money he wanders into a run down jewellery shop on the outskirts of the town, the man behind the counter, seizes the opportunity to make some easy money and begins to describe the latest watch to the man, satellite controlled time, world wide time zones at the press of a button, never loses a second, due to the laser controlled mechanism. The man is so immpressed with all the futuristic features, he hands over a large wad of cash there and then and happily goes home. later that evening, he's sat in front of the telly with his family and the ten o'clock news comes on, pleased with himself the man elaborately brings his watch up in front of him, making sure those sat around, get a glimpse of his fine timepiece, his face drops when he sees that his watch reads 7.55. He leans over to his son and cracks him over the head, 'have you been fcucking around with that tv again?!'
2006-10-20 03:09:37 · 26 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me smile. Nice one. Pity it was lost on so many.
2006-10-20 03:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a great one. But I am worried about the fact that so many people above me didn't get it, are these guys worst than the lottery winner.
2006-10-20 04:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by Friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The time was set in the guys foreign land.
2006-10-20 03:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't find the joke very funny...raised a smile!! But I Love Bert and Ernie!!
2006-10-20 03:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's funny. I thought that putting a swearword in it was a bit much. =D
2006-10-20 04:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by Pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he smashed the watch would he be accused of killin time?
2006-10-20 10:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. And I'm worried about the people who didn't get it.
2006-10-20 03:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Two thumbs up!
2006-10-20 03:12:22 · answer #8 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he is in a different time zone
2006-10-20 03:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by shameika b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's obviously crazy and clueless
2006-10-20 03:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋