A guy goes in to a restauraunt and orders Octopus.
The waiter tells him they have live Octupi in a tank, and asks if he would like to choose his own meal? The man accepts and walks up to the tank.
Although there are many fine, healthy specemins, the man's eye is draw to this tiny, grass coloured Octopus with a moustache. He decides he wants this one for his meal. The waiter nods and calls for the head chef.
"Yofais!" ,he called out (for 'twas the chef's name). Yofais comes out of the kitchen, celaver in hand, and picks up the little Octopus and drags him back in to the kitchen.
However, when he gets there the little Octopus looks up at him with this big, sad doe eyes and Yofais can't bring himself to kill the little critter, so he decides to call on the guy who washes the dishes.
"Hans!" he cries (for 'twas his name) "Come over here and kill this Octopus". Hans comes over, raises the knife, but again, the Octopus looks at him with those big, sad doe eyes, and Hans...
2006-10-20
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