A guy goes in to a restauraunt and orders Octopus.
The waiter tells him they have live Octupi in a tank, and asks if he would like to choose his own meal? The man accepts and walks up to the tank.
Although there are many fine, healthy specemins, the man's eye is draw to this tiny, grass coloured Octopus with a moustache. He decides he wants this one for his meal. The waiter nods and calls for the head chef.
"Yofais!" ,he called out (for 'twas the chef's name). Yofais comes out of the kitchen, celaver in hand, and picks up the little Octopus and drags him back in to the kitchen.
However, when he gets there the little Octopus looks up at him with this big, sad doe eyes and Yofais can't bring himself to kill the little critter, so he decides to call on the guy who washes the dishes.
"Hans!" he cries (for 'twas his name) "Come over here and kill this Octopus". Hans comes over, raises the knife, but again, the Octopus looks at him with those big, sad doe eyes, and Hans...
2006-10-20 03:37:49 · 44 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
also refuses to kill the little bigger.
Which all just goes to prove that:
Hans that does dishes is as soft as Yofais with mild green hairy lip squid.
2006-10-20 03:38:36 · update #1
That is soo funny, literally,
I'm only pee'ing my self laughing, becuase I don't get the joke,
What is it mean? I zon't knowz? Zo you? Vat iz thiz jokez?
2006-10-21 23:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hans that do dishes is as soft as yofais, its a mild green hairy lipped squid.
2006-10-20 07:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep rubbish as the joke is talking about an octopus and the punchline is about a squid 2 differant things !!
2006-10-20 03:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by mothertiggy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty bad but I think this one is worse.
Two pies are sitting in the oven,
One of the pies says " damn, is it hot in here or is it just me ?
The other pie looks up and says " holy crap a talking pie "
2006-10-20 03:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Gregory D 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite possibly. its as bad as, 2 fish in a tank and one turns to the other and asks 'how do you drive this thing'
2006-10-20 03:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaaaa! I loved that joke, don't listen to anyone else - they can't have seen the Fairy liquid ads. I thought it was really funny!
2006-10-20 03:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by long_luscious_lashes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an awful long way to go for such a lame punchline.
2006-10-20 03:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was going to have a better ending it was a good lead-in then blah for a punchline
2006-10-20 03:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty strong contender for worst joke.
2006-10-20 03:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god thats an old one nearly as old as arty chokes 3 for a pound at tesco
2006-10-20 03:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋