Thinking of buying the wife a chair for xmas anyone know a good electrician to wire the plug
2006-10-20 03:03:21 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant, love your sense of humour. Sure it must brighton someone's day.:)
2006-10-20 03:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You stupid SOB, mother F'R! I'm going to get you for this, getting me a freakin CHAIR for Xmas, well you just wait and see what I get you. Trust me you WILL NOT need any electricity for what I'm going to do to you! You just better watch your back, and for that matter YOUR front! I DARE you to sleep in bed with me again!
U better keep one eye open when you sleep! That's all the warning you are getting! Stupid A++!!!!!
2006-10-20 03:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by tigrpawwz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch your back man....she just might creep up on you with a surprise 'xmas pressie' and you will be the one SHOCKED!!!
2006-10-20 03:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I can give you the address, but you have to call personally, he's not on the phone, my husband is on his way there to consult the guy, here is the address:
24 The Avenue
Bagdhad
Iraq
Have a good trip
2006-10-20 03:05:55 · answer #4 · answered by deee999 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my brother in law - then again hes not that good an electrician so he'd probably do it wrong and end up saving your wife instead of killing her - and nobody wants that on christmas day - do they?
2006-10-20 03:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Cailin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see your wife can take a joke
after all looks as if she married one { joke that is }
2006-10-20 03:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, i like it. Might have to find out the answer to this myself!!
Gonna buy a "chair" for my hubby!!
2006-10-20 03:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by Happyworms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but make sure you give her a large sausaging before you strap her in, then at least she will go with a smaile on her face
2006-10-20 03:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by hog4ubaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do know someone who could do it for you but they said you would need to test it to make sure it works... are you up for it?
2006-10-20 03:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
whats the matter with a lawn mower
she can cut the grass as well then
2006-10-20 03:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋