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2006-10-20 03:05:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Feck Me! GRUMPY by name and nature!
Take a walk and go smell the flowers!

2006-10-20 03:13:55 · update #1

Do Americans have any sense of humour? Obviously not!

2006-10-20 03:23:03 · update #2

How old are you tsrohnap? SIX?

2006-10-20 03:35:26 · update #3

MCP: Ditto + P.rick!

2006-10-20 03:38:01 · update #4

MIZ4x4: Neither are you. Moron!

2006-10-20 05:12:42 · update #5

Sorry Angel, that was a rumour I was trying to spread!

2006-10-20 05:29:03 · update #6

23 answers

OK, good one! Now we can joke about your right to vote, or your right to a speedy trial, or your right to face your accusers in court, do you get it yet? Just because you have a right to do something doesn't mean you have to use it. You're better off having rights you don't use than not having rights you need!

2006-10-20 03:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by GRUMPY1LUVS2EAT 5 · 0 0

Neither are ludicrous. I have bare arms right now because i'm hot ( not what you meant i know but f.uck it). And as for arming bears, i know in a gun fight i would rather stand behind a bear with a gun than a soldier (sorry soldiers but the bears are bigger). Don't we already do this anyway, aren't the SBS the special bear service???

However what i did find ludicrous is the claim that you have friends!!!

Let people talk sasha, i don't care. I have no problem being on top of you!!

2006-10-20 12:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0 0

that depends on whether or not the bear breaks into your home and tries to rob and kill you. that article is in the bill of rights for a reason, and those reasons are just as applicable today as they were two hundred years ago. criminals couldn't care less what the law says, they will use whatever weapons they have at hand to do their dirty work whether it be a gun, knife, pictchfork, axe, icepick, broken glass, wire, stilleto heel, etc..etc.. they wont be able to do much damage if their intended victim has a revolver and isn't afraid to use it. no society in history has continued to thrive for long when only a select few are allowed weapons to "protect" others because they cant be everywhere protecting everyone. if you don't want to protect yourself, your loved ones or your property, thats cool, just dont dare try to tell me not to. my family has a much better chance of survival then someone who cowers in the corner because they were afraid of a big bad gun.

2006-10-20 10:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by prismcat38 4 · 0 0

I agree with Larry the Cable Guy-- We have the right to BARE arms.

2006-10-20 10:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

Yes, i am a proud American. Not quite a "yank" though as you call it.
And i do have a sense of humor-- which is why your jokes are not funny.

2006-10-20 11:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0 0

Not to bears who still have arms.

2006-10-20 10:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tooler 3 · 0 0

We should arm bears. That way they could fight it out with those who have arms - the criminals.

2006-10-20 10:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by mac 7 · 0 0

lol! (I actually really did laugh out loud, not too much though) I guess yeah...actually no. Coz bears can't use weapons to kill people but people can.

2006-10-20 10:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by jewl 32 2 · 0 0

Not sure... arming bears eh??? What's the worst that can happen?

2006-10-20 10:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Hobnobs 3 · 0 0

Registration and license seems compatible with constitution.

2006-10-20 10:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0 0

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