A little boy was spending the day with his grandad, the grandad was drinking a can of lager and the little boy said to him - can i have some of your beer so the grandad said can you touch your ars* with your d*ck, the boy said no so the grandad said well come back to me when you can and ill give you a beer!
next the grandad pulls a fag out and lights up, again the little boy said, grandad can i have some of that, so the grandad again said can you touch your ars* with your di*k, the boy again said no so the grandad said well come back to me when you can and you can have some!
a little while later the little boy pulls out a packet of sweets, the grandad says to him - ah gis a sweet - so he said well...can you touch your ar*e with your d*ck?, he says yes of course i can....
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so he said well go fu*k yourself then
2006-10-20
12:14:05
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