Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2006

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath
- when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind
one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie! ... "You know how I work. You have
three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS genie.."

She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is
right.

He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
going to be a string attached.

2006-10-20 12:38:34 · 10 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Who is more talented, better singer, hotter, sexier, better looking? Speaking in terms of now?

2006-10-20 12:38:27 · 25 answers · asked by Jaime P 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-20 12:38:17 · 2 answers · asked by sarath b 1 in Television

Ok, I have a Halloween party to go to tom. I have no costume, I'm 13, and I don't know what I want to be. If you can't help me don't bother posting some rude remark but if you can then please do! I don't care what I am, nothing perverted or stripper stuff, I am a girl. I'm skinny, what should I be?!? I can't miss it, any ideas? Please and Thank You

2006-10-20 12:37:41 · 6 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Polls & Surveys

he sang scatman and scatmans world well i didnt know he was dead did anyone else i didnt hear about it but heres the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_John

2006-10-20 12:37:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to know what the real name is for it ...and what is the reason for snapping it?

2006-10-20 12:36:47 · 6 answers · asked by Mark C 2 in Movies

Has Y!A lost its magic?

2006-10-20 12:36:24 · 6 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 12:35:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHERE CAN I FIND DIS SONG 2 PUT ON MI TAggED PAGE???
THA SONG IZ CALLED "I AIN'T GONE LET UP" BY LIL YOLA AND I REALLY NEED 2 FIND DIS SONG CUZ ITZ BUMPIN RITE NOW SO PLZ HELP ME THANX

2006-10-20 12:35:14 · 2 answers · asked by y@_gUrL_cRy$t@l 1 in Music

need some corny/cutesy jokes that works well with girls.

2006-10-20 12:34:23 · 9 answers · asked by th1a90 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-20 12:33:34 · 6 answers · asked by pyro 1 in Celebrities

i like everything but i need some ideas

2006-10-20 12:33:34 · 19 answers · asked by *~*MaryAnn*~* 3 in Music

Why did Barbie and Ken break up?

2006-10-20 12:33:18 · 23 answers · asked by jewelsD_23 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-20 12:32:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

because i didnt know.

2006-10-20 12:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

has anyone had any scary weird experiences??????

2006-10-20 12:31:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

well, here it is. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9elA-O2lDeU

2006-10-20 12:31:05 · 3 answers · asked by savio 4 in Celebrities

For those who have been sucked in to reality t.v. like my self....who is your fav model on the new season of America's Next Top Model?

2006-10-20 12:31:05 · 7 answers · asked by kenyacream19 1 in Celebrities

i just eat soooo much! like even when i just had dinner, i will still eat. if u put food in front of my, ill eat it even if im not hungry. i could b totally full but still want to eat. wat should i do?

2006-10-20 12:30:25 · 11 answers · asked by =]] 2 in Polls & Surveys

Author if possible, I am new in Usa and I just want some good stuff to read.

2006-10-20 12:30:24 · 21 answers · asked by Sora 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 12:29:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-20 12:29:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 12:29:41 · 43 answers · asked by queenbee 4 in Polls & Surveys

is it true?!?! has sky stolen lost?!?! will it ever be on terrestrial?!?! eeep

2006-10-20 12:29:38 · 4 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Television

2006-10-20 12:29:33 · 15 answers · asked by Notnadia 4 in Music

2006-10-20 12:29:07 · 32 answers · asked by Tara 4 in Polls & Surveys

#1 way to make someone you like notice you??

2006-10-20 12:28:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think its R. Kelly and some other guy.
It goes a little something like this. . . . .

Let's make love, let's make love right now
till six in the morning
and that's all I know. Everytime they play it on the radio they never say who sings it.Please someone tell me I really want to download the song.

2006-10-20 12:28:32 · 4 answers · asked by L♥veee 3 in Music

2006-10-20 12:28:10 · 3 answers · asked by ojei o 1 in Television

Searching for a song since 6 months titled " aao huzoor tumko " always played in fashion shows.Searched internet but no result :-S

2006-10-20 12:28:08 · 2 answers · asked by Katrina Kaif 1 in Music