need some corny/cutesy jokes that works well with girls.
2006-10-20 12:34:23 · 9 answers · asked by th1a90 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
guy- you wanna hear a story?
Girl-sure
guy-ok, lemme see your hand... ok, this line right here represents a river, and on one side of the river sits a bunny, now how do you suppose the bunny gets accross the river?
girl-i dono.
Guy-niether do i. i just wanted to hold your hand!
2006-10-20 12:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Two hillbilly women meet in the afterlife:
1st Hillbilly: Howdy! My name is Wilma.
2nd Hillbilly: Hey I'm Gerdy. How'd ya die?
1st Hillbilly : I froze ta death.
2nd Hillbilly: That sucks!
1st Hillbilly: It wern't so bad. After I quit shaking' from the cold, I begun to geta lill' warm & sleepy, and finally ...............I jest died. What about you?
2nd Hillbilly: I died from'er massive heart attack. I suspected that my Billy was'a cheating, so I come home a' lil early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found
him all by his self on the porch a watchin' TV.
1st Hillbilly: So, whad ya do?
2nd Hillbilly: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, so I started a runnin' all over the house a lookin'. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the chicken house and searched. Then I went back through every closet in the house and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st Hillbilly: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer on the front porch-----------we'd both still be alive!
2006-10-20 19:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by happyfarmerswife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York
2006-10-20 19:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Well, most of the time you get an onion with long floppy ears. But every now and then you get a piece of a$$ so sweet it makes you cry.
It's totally cheesy, but it's my hands-down favorite. And I'm a girl. But it all depends on the girl, too.
2006-10-20 19:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by kundalinicat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey did it hurt? Did what hurt? That fall from heaven 'cause I know I am talking to an angel.
You must be exhausted. Why. Because you've been running through my dreams all night long.
2006-10-20 19:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-21 23:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a bear and a rabbit are in the woods taken a s h i t bear says to the rabbit do have trouble with s h i t stickin to your furr rabbit says no so the bear wipes his a s s with the rabbit.
2006-10-20 19:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by trevor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your daddy must have been a thief cuz he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
2006-10-20 19:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by gypsilee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red violets are blue you look sexy but i look sexier than you. L.O.L.
2006-10-20 19:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by *~*Lady_bug*~$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋