A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water.
His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath
- when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.
There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind
one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie! ... "You know how I work. You have
three
wishes."
"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS genie.."
She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is
right.
He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
going to be a string attached.
2006-10-20 12:38:34 · 10 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where can I find this cowboy? I might need him in three weeks!
2006-10-20 12:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by happyfarmerswife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
2006-10-20 12:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Eugene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Tell it to your parents around tax season.
2006-10-20 12:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by cyberjar88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I love the moral of the story.
2006-10-20 15:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a good one . You should send this to Bush maybe he could learn something.
2006-10-20 17:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by timothy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Not what I was expecting. But very funny.
2006-10-20 12:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by kundalinicat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so is this a question or a joke if it is a joke its funny
2006-10-20 12:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by chunkmunk95 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny well done xx
2006-10-20 13:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is funny!
2006-10-20 12:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-10-20 14:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋