A little boy was spending the day with his grandad, the grandad was drinking a can of lager and the little boy said to him - can i have some of your beer so the grandad said can you touch your ars* with your d*ck, the boy said no so the grandad said well come back to me when you can and ill give you a beer!
next the grandad pulls a fag out and lights up, again the little boy said, grandad can i have some of that, so the grandad again said can you touch your ars* with your di*k, the boy again said no so the grandad said well come back to me when you can and you can have some!
a little while later the little boy pulls out a packet of sweets, the grandad says to him - ah gis a sweet - so he said well...can you touch your ar*e with your d*ck?, he says yes of course i can....
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so he said well go fu*k yourself then
2006-10-20 12:14:05 · 6 answers · asked by misyid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
after picking myself up of the ground and wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard i would have to say that was quite a funny joke, lol
2006-10-20 12:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused, sorry it's not very funny. It probably would of been if you could spell right....now that was funny.
2006-10-20 12:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by BlinkOnce 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. Some people have no sense of humor!
2006-10-20 17:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by dianee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-20 12:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious LMAO
SO FUNNY
2006-10-20 12:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK YOU COULD MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND NOT BE SO GROSS
2006-10-20 12:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋