Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

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who would win Macgyver v.s. Knightrider?

In a race to save a Penny Parker from the evil dictator.

2006-10-17 01:27:49 · 20 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Limo driver joke, anyone?

Driver, "Excuse me, Your Holiness, would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

Pope: "Well, to tell you the truth, they never let me drive at the Vatican, & I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! , & what if something should happen?" protests the driver.

"There might be something extra in it for you! " says the Pope.

Tthe driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when his Holiness floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my f#king license!," yells the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, & gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a 105 mph.

"So bust him!" says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief "Well, who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the f#king Pope as a chauffeur!!"

2006-10-17 01:27:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What is your favourite part of Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

2006-10-17 01:27:42 · 36 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Movies

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What is the most stupid pet name you have heard? My mate has called his sausage dog "hard on"?

2006-10-17 01:25:29 · 54 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Who did Flavor Flav pick on Flavor of Love 2?

Was it Deelishus or New York?

2006-10-17 01:24:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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would you rather be stuck at a hard place or on a rock?

2006-10-17 01:24:24 · 8 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Who else still likes Shakin Stevens?

Anyone else out there still a fan of Shakin Stevens? I've liked him for 19 years (since I was 5) and his music never gets tiresome for me. I just want to know if it's considered still "cool" to like him or if I need to keep this quiet and move on with the times? It doesn't bother me what other people think, I just want to know whether he has as big a fanbase as "The Hoff". If not we should all unite and get his single Now Listen to number one when it's released.

Anyone else with me??

2006-10-17 01:23:39 · 14 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Music

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halloween???

has any got any ideas on cool haloween costumes, there is 8 of us and we wanna do some sort of theme we did snow white and 7 dwarves lst year there s no costume shop near my town either??

2006-10-17 01:22:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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guys, wouldnt it make you feel more secure knowing that while you were away your lady was safe at home...?

nestled behind the most popular biker bar in north east florida.
those guys are always ready to help a damsel in distress.

2006-10-17 01:21:56 · 19 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

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do you like the movie CLICK?

2006-10-17 01:21:46 · 24 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Movies

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What is the name of the weather presenter (UK) with a short, slightly spiky (downwards) hair cut?

Which channel is she on and at what time? I've seen her a couple of times and every time my GF sees her she asks me to get a screen shot of her hair so she can get hers done in a similar way. But I have no idea what channel or time she'd be on to get a pic.

Any assistance would be much appreciated!!

2006-10-17 01:21:39 · 9 answers · asked by Danno 2 in Television

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Helen Mirren - horn bag or old hand bag..to me she is a godess?

2006-10-17 01:21:24 · 9 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Television

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What book is the 80's film Lost boys based on?

2006-10-17 01:21:19 · 18 answers · asked by R K 1 in Movies

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10 points to the first correct answer.?

One morning, somewhere during the middle ages, a military captain sat in his tent pouring over maps when a young man enters. The captain looks up and recognizes the young man as the sentry from the night before.
"Yes. What have you for me?", asks the captain.
The sentry goes on to explain how he had had a dream the previous night that barbarians would attack the encampment from the north.
The captain, not being a superstitious man considered it and decided to increase the number of men on watch for the upcoming night anyway because one can never be too careful.

That night, barbarians came from the north to attack the soldiers, and because of the increased watch, the attack was foiled.

The next day a party was held to celebrate the victory and everyone was there except for the sentry who had warned the captain. He was not there because the captain had put him in jail. Why?

2006-10-17 01:21:16 · 28 answers · asked by ssolloss 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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