Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

When i do get a chance 2 watch tv its always on . head on apply directly 2 the forehead over and over again.

2006-10-17 03:09:34 · 17 answers · asked by bciara666 1 in Television

A guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madam, “What can I get for $20?”
She, totally uninterested in this “big spender” calls over her shoulder, “Maisie, come and give this guy a Penguin”
Maisie walks over, kneels in front of the guy, drops his trousers and shorts and starts to give him oral. She stops about 30 seconds before he’s ready to come and walks away.
The guy walks after her, still with his shorts and trousers round his legs, and cries out “What’s a Penguin?”


A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

2006-10-17 03:09:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I heard her talking about an "Eye Depuffing" cream she uses when she was on "The Insider". I would like to know what type/brand she uses, because I could use a good one!

2006-10-17 03:08:35 · 1 answers · asked by lyricchick 2 in Celebrities

You Know I think its the ONLY thing that Walmart does NOT sell! lol

2006-10-17 03:08:10 · 4 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

What the percentages of liars on yahoo answers are:) There sure seems to be a lot of BS here.

2006-10-17 03:07:39 · 9 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

western......buckshot jones and who pisssed in the saddle bags?????

2006-10-17 03:07:37 · 7 answers · asked by stone cold 4 in Movies

2006-10-17 03:06:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cary Grant, Bette Davis, Lawrence Olivier.... examples from the past....

2006-10-17 03:06:08 · 21 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Movies

2006-10-17 03:05:38 · 28 answers · asked by Shorttie 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Why, or why not?
I would care for mine. Nursing homes leave a lot to be desired.

2006-10-17 03:02:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 03:01:48 · 28 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Polls & Surveys

If so, does she do any of her stuff from the runaways in her show ? Have tix for this Friday, just wondering.

2006-10-17 03:01:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Doesn't China already have Laws allowing only so many kids?

2006-10-17 03:01:39 · 23 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 02:59:51 · 22 answers · asked by eleennie 1 in Celebrities

I can understand making a Mistake Once, and the second time you feel like your gonna find the "right one"
But I know several who have been married 4 times now and one who's been married 5 Ugggggg.

2006-10-17 02:59:35 · 24 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

Here's the idea: You're stranded on a deserted island. You can only have ONE cd which you made yourself (or one small capacity Mp3 player, if you like). What songs would you put on it?

Assume that the power to play the cd or mp3 player is not an issue, okay?

2006-10-17 02:59:23 · 11 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 02:58:53 · 13 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who?

2006-10-17 02:58:36 · 10 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

This song mentions both a movie title and car brand. What is it?

2006-10-17 02:56:56 · 20 answers · asked by Etienne 4 in Music

anything that could cheer me up ANYTHING!iam dupressed going through hard times any funny things happen to you that i could laugh at.

heres one from me i broke my leg sking into a tree and then when iwas on cruches i fell and landed in mud. poor me but still funny...now its up to you tell me something funny that happend to you

2006-10-17 02:56:46 · 10 answers · asked by starcat8912 2 in Jokes & Riddles

do they influence our everday life?what they say is the truth is it not.does it change the way we r with people.

2006-10-17 02:56:27 · 13 answers · asked by sweatymotto 1 in Television

10. He carved your initials in an infidel

9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up

8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday

7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear

6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws

5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists

4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"

3. He lets you call him "Ossie"

2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales

1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants

y'all know osama? (guy who hates us)

2006-10-17 02:56:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 02:55:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-17 02:55:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Chain letters are crap but are there any real ones based on your personal experience?

2006-10-17 02:54:55 · 4 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Polls & Surveys

and i'll never, lose my faith in you,

2006-10-17 02:53:56 · 4 answers · asked by -Answer- 2 in Music

what are some of your favorite party songs??

2006-10-17 02:52:53 · 8 answers · asked by Britney 1 in Music

And what are you

2006-10-17 02:52:11 · 9 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Polls & Surveys

can youget charmed dvds or is there a series of books?

2006-10-17 02:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by frank.clarke 2 in Television

Do you know anyone famous in music? If so, who?

2006-10-17 02:50:31 · 7 answers · asked by YoungPradda 1 in Music