Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and asks "Hey. Can I smell your pus*sy?" The lady says "No! Of course you cannot smell my pus*sy". The guy says "Oh. Then it must be your feet".

2006-10-17 03:32:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 03:31:16 · 12 answers · asked by MaryJane 2 in Horoscopes

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The black guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7' 2" tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The white man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What did you say to me again?"

The man says, "I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions every one always asks me: I'm 7' 2" tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The little guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God for that!!! I thought you said "Turn around.'"

2006-10-17 03:30:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 03:30:05 · 8 answers · asked by Martin the baby 6 in Movies

He is a 25 yr old capricorn i am a 25 yr old cancer. We met about 6 months ago and are good friends. We've liked each other from the start but only admitted it to each other about a month ago. He is afraid of ruining the friendship if it doesn't work out. He kissed me about 2 weeks ago and a couple of times since, but we're not dating. What is our chances? He is a really great guy, very interesting and a gentleman. Am confused? What are we doing?

2006-10-17 03:29:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I really love the Goo Goo Dolls I have seen them live twice and they rock my socks!

2006-10-17 03:29:50 · 20 answers · asked by kiki_dees 3 in Music

i'm at school, i'm in study hall and i have no homework to do right now so i'm just playing around on the internet

2006-10-17 03:29:12 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anybody know any good Chuck Norris jokes? Like for example, Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, it is just when Chuck Norris sent him a birthday card and he was too afraid to tell him the truth...Or someone once told Chuck Norris the worse possible way to kill someone was with a roundhouse kick, This has been recorded by historians as the worse mistake EVER!

2006-10-17 03:29:11 · 4 answers · asked by Jon C 6 in Jokes & Riddles

There were three balloons........Mummy balloon,Daddy balloon and Baby balloon.One night Baby balloon could not get to sleep so he decided to get in his parents bed.He could'nt squeeze in between them both so he let a little air out of Mummy and Daddy and then did the same to himself and snuggled in and went fast asleep.In the morning Daddy balloon was very cross at what Baby ballon had done.

"Not only have you let me and your mum down" he shouted,
"You've let yourself down as well !!".

2006-10-17 03:29:06 · 17 answers · asked by Billy B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 03:28:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-17 03:28:17 · 3 answers · asked by aBaNgCo 2 in Music

2006-10-17 03:27:10 · 17 answers · asked by smtwtfs_04 3 in Polls & Surveys

them perfect in "Shine a Light." Agree? Thoughts?

2006-10-17 03:26:19 · 8 answers · asked by cdrfish2000 1 in Music

2006-10-17 03:26:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Was it get back, Move or Splash waterfalls?

2006-10-17 03:26:07 · 7 answers · asked by ShaSha 1 in Celebrities

he was in the bill,aussie xfactor???
if u know him,do u know what he is up to now???

2006-10-17 03:25:46 · 9 answers · asked by animalhelper 1 in Television

American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood Rather than human blood.


It tends to make the men cocky
And the women lay better.

2006-10-17 03:25:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

By asking questions you have points taken away. If you ask too many and get below level 2, I guess you lose your privleges, right? No more voting, no rating, etc., until you build your points back up? Is that how it works?

2006-10-17 03:25:21 · 7 answers · asked by cola 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-17 03:25:11 · 3 answers · asked by hook 2 in Music

I used to love them. Anyone remember them?

2006-10-17 03:24:52 · 10 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Music

If you suddenly found out hat your co worker talks bad behind your back?

2006-10-17 03:24:36 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've not heard about him for a while after the crash. The last I heard was that he was moved to a hospital in Bristol...anyone got an update on him?

2006-10-17 03:24:17 · 3 answers · asked by littlearfer 1 in Television

i need to know everything that happened on the show last night because i missed it

2006-10-17 03:24:14 · 6 answers · asked by Charlie 2 in Television

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year?
L O W: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch, when a young man came up and sat down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
L O W: No, but he sure was friendly.
DA: What happened after he sat down?
L O W: He started to rub my thigh.
DA: Did you stop him?
L O W: No, I didn't stop him. Well it felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
DA: What happened next?
L O W: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him then?
L O W: No, I didn't stop him, well your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years, and, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me. young man..Take me!"
DA: Did he take you?
L O W:Hell, no. he just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little bastard!

2006-10-17 03:23:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-17 03:23:31 · 14 answers · asked by triumph_the_insult_comic_dog 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 03:23:19 · 11 answers · asked by Rachel 7 in Polls & Surveys

What would you change?

2006-10-17 03:23:12 · 11 answers · asked by SweetChickens 2 in Music

maybe....

2006-10-17 03:22:41 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

??

2006-10-17 03:22:23 · 5 answers · asked by miss onion 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-17 03:21:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys