A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The black guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7' 2" tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The white man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What did you say to me again?"
The man says, "I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions every one always asks me: I'm 7' 2" tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God for that!!! I thought you said "Turn around.'"
2006-10-17 03:30:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
similar version:but both in cell,black fella says"were gonnaplaymummys and daddys,who do you want to be?"thinking quickly,small fella says"I will be daddy"".o.k.,says the black guy,come here and suck mummys c*ck!"
2006-10-17 04:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Nice!
2006-10-17 03:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha what"s up now 20 in
2006-10-17 04:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by rocxey_24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous yet i could additionally be terrified if i thought he pronounced that. once I worked for an extremely dodgy sales team, we used to pass to human beings of their residences and the city fantasy assertion that salesmen used to gloat approximately announcing to the guy of the domicile with a nubile daughter replaced into" i could like to shag your daughter". whilst the guy exploded with rage and fury the salesperson could flippantly say, "i'm sorrry, I pronounced i could like a pitcher of water"
2016-10-19 21:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-17 03:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I'm forwarding that one on !
2006-10-17 03:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jajajajajjajjjajjajaj,,,,, thank God he just said his name... dont bend to pick up the soap.. lol!
2006-10-17 04:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Repostera06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLAP CLAP CALP CLAP really good one, thats a keeper.
2006-10-17 03:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol,, thankyou so much, this really made me chuckle!
2006-10-19 01:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2006-10-20 10:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋