Anybody know any good Chuck Norris jokes? Like for example, Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, it is just when Chuck Norris sent him a birthday card and he was too afraid to tell him the truth...Or someone once told Chuck Norris the worse possible way to kill someone was with a roundhouse kick, This has been recorded by historians as the worse mistake EVER!
2006-10-17 03:29:11 · 4 answers · asked by Jon C 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
2006-10-17 03:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris gave mona lisa that smile
2006-10-17 03:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
It wasn't Mary Magdalene next to Jesus, it was Chuck!
DaVinci code that!
2006-10-17 03:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
why r u in luv with mister chuck norris or something?
2006-10-17 03:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 16⤋