10. He carved your initials in an infidel
9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up
8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday
7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear
6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws
5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists
4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"
3. He lets you call him "Ossie"
2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales
1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants
y'all know osama? (guy who hates us)
2006-10-17 02:56:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!!
2006-10-17 03:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i attempt to love all of us. i assume it is form of a topic the place if he repented for his strategies and asked God for forgiveness, i does no longer have the ability to choose him. there is quite no way for him to make up for all the failings he has accomplished. it is not any longer that he could kill me if he had the possibility to, i will can nevertheless have some love for somebody like that. Its all the different people who he has killed and tortured... properly he's incredibly snarled in the pinnacle, merits the worst earthly punishment, and is extremely perplexing to love, and loving all of us is between the ten commandments that i individually positioned some attempt in following.
2016-10-19 21:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one more thing Bill,
How do u know all this, U on his love list too.? LOL
2006-10-17 03:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ought to send that one to Dave Letterman. lol
2006-10-17 03:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about that he wrote your name on a suicide bomber?
2006-10-17 03:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS ... luved that one ( pink troll guy ) =0)
2006-10-17 03:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg ok
2006-10-17 04:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by rocxey_24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey this is our gov. though and he is still alive why????
2006-10-17 03:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. Number 4 put me over the edge.....................
2006-10-17 03:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ohh i am very shy...
2006-10-17 03:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋