A woman who is a huge Elvis Presly fan goes to a tattoo parlor, and asks for a tat of The King on the inside of her right thigh. When the tattoo artist is done, the woman looks down and says, "I don't think that looks ANYTHING like Elvis!". He offers to do another tat on the inside of her left thigh. When done, she looks down and says, "THAT one doesn't look anything like Elvis, either!". The artist, frustrated, says, "Lady, look, I'm gonna go outside and get a thrid party to come in here and give an opinion. If he says that the tattoos look like Elvis, you have to pay me. If not, no charge". She agrees to this. The artist goes outside, finds a bum in the alley, and says, "Buddy, I'll give you a bottle of booze to go inside and tell this broad that the tattoos look like Elvis, ok?", to which the bum readily agrees. He walks inside, looks down at the woman's tattoos, and says, "Well, lady, I don't know who the twins are, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson!"
2006-10-14
08:26:38
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