A priest, a Pentecostal preacher & a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of northern michigan university in Marquette.They would get together 2-3 times a week for coffee & to talk shop.one day someone made the comment that preaching to people isnt really all that hard. a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
one thing led to anothers & they decided to do an experiment. they would all go to the woods, find a bear, & attmept to convert it. 7 days later they all get together to discuss the experience.father flannery has his arm in a sling, is on crutches & has various bandages, goes 1st. " when i found a bear i began to read to him from the catechism. well he wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. so quickly i sprinkled my holy water & he became as gentle as a lamb. he is having his 1st communion & confirmation next week. reverand billy who was ina wheelchair with arm and leg both in casts, and an IV drip. he said "well you KNOW that we dont sprinkle!"
2006-10-14
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